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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*


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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

anselelgort In my studio raging to my newest @ansolo_music track #TOTEM

roseonabeach:

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

Moisturize me

yurameshi:

*two episodes in* *changes phone background* *makes cosplay plans*

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

housecousland:

the thrilling saga

"You know I could kill you dwarf, there’s seven of you meaning there’s six to spare, no one would miss you.”

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

Except maybe Rachel.

half0utloud:

Undercover Beckett

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