trust me i have 6 girlfriend
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
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"The only person I know how to be is me and that’s it."
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
5 seconds before season finale:
- I need you to work tonight. Just this once. Very lucky you brought a bear claw.